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oddball ROBBIE WILLIAMS penned alien anthems at a UFO camp as his obsession
continues to fly into orbit.
The Angels singer, who claims to have had several alien
encounters, is said to have written the songs during a recent stay at Trout Lake
in Washington.
And extraterrestrial expert MICHAEL C LUCKMAN believes
Robbie is working on an aliens-inspired album which could be used to help summon
little green men to Earth.
Robbie arrived armed with video equipment for his fortnight
at Trout Lake, a top destination for UFO-spotters.
Luckman, director of the New York Centre For Extraterrestrial
Research, revealed: “Trout Lake is America’s No1 UFO hotspot.
The ranch there is the equivalent of Devil’s Tower in the film
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.
“If there is any place on Earth where humans are likely to have
open contact with an extraterrestrial civilisation, it is there.”
Scientists used musical notes in the final scene in Close
Encounters to welcome aliens to Earth and Luckman added: “What better person to
roll out the welcome mat than Robbie Williams, one of the most recognisable and
beloved performers on the planet?
“Robbie took the opportunity to write several new songs about
aliens. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was planning an alien album.”
He added the ex-TAKE THAT star will return to Trout Lake
“very soon”.
Robbie recently said he was contacted by aliens in his Los
Angeles recording studio after writing a song about abduction.
And Luckman now wants to connect Robbie to a machine to
encourage more alien contact.
He said: “Robbie needs to be trained for contact with
highly-advanced aliens.
“The brainwave machine I
recommend is like the biofeedback machines Nasa use with their
astronauts. But this one is specially designed to boost psychic powers for
telepathic communication between humans and aliens.”
I’m pleased to see Robbie has finally found some friends with
similar interests to play with.
I find the idea of a Robbie alien album hilarious — but his EMI
record bosses may not agree.
Then again, it can’t do much worse than
Rudebox…
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